DOB: 14 June

Starsign: Gemini

Natianality: Australian

IQ: unknown

Description of music played: Alternative drinking songs

 

One night in 2001 whilst doing Bog Laps around Perth in my HQ, I (accidentally) ran over the

illustrious Fuhrer of Der Keller, Mikkael. Whilst still dazed, and obviosly suffering brain damage,

he offered me a slot operating "THE WHEELS OF STEEL",Staring at the now lobotomised

young man, I agreed. Since that fatefull night I have been chained up in the basement in Hickeys

where I now write this from, they release me once a fortnight and let me harrass the overly

depressed masses that attend Der Keller