DOB: 14 June
Starsign: Gemini
Natianality: Australian
IQ: unknown
Description of music played: Alternative drinking songs
One night in 2001 whilst doing Bog Laps around Perth in my HQ, I (accidentally) ran over the
illustrious Fuhrer of Der Keller, Mikkael. Whilst still dazed, and obviosly suffering brain damage,
he offered me a slot operating "THE WHEELS OF STEEL",Staring at the now lobotomised
young man, I agreed. Since that fatefull night I have been chained up in the basement in Hickeys
where I now write this from, they release me once a fortnight and let me harrass the overly
depressed masses that attend Der Keller